Clown-safe country

Everyone has by now heard about the various clown-sightings and incidents around the world. It started in USA and has now spread to Sweden. We intend to keep these away from the streets and do our very best to keep this country free from clowns with, preferably, no violence included in our ways of doing so.
People have been stabbed and assaulted in the evenings and nights in the very town we live, which we will not allow.
The police are taking this very seriously, but they can not be everywhere at once. This is where we will try to help the civilians keep out of the spots where clowns have been seen attacking people. There is a facebook-page set up (Clownjägare, Dalarna) where everyone can warn others and hopefully avoid any more unpleasant interractions with these aweful people.
The money will be partly used to fund fuel for the vehicles being used when occationally patrolling in the late evenings around clown-infested areas, but may also be used to print shirts in the future to raise awareness if this does not calm down.

We thank you on beforehand!