Change My Life, Donate Today and be Awesome!!!

Hello Dear Contributors! I'd like to start an investment fund. Basically, follow my instincts and bet it all on the stock market... I'm tired of working in banking and seen the funds go some place else, period! There's no catch!!! You donate money to me and I go and invest it in the stock market, if and when the results are good, I'll donate the equivalent of what you have invested to a charity (basically cancer and diabetes research). In the process, if this works well, I raise my standard of living, support my Family and give back to people!!! Deal??? Let's give this thing a shot!!! THANK YOU!!!