As an aspiring young Olavian pursuing my dreams of becoming a mad writer and author of books and shit I need an English AS level. After being sold dreams by DB, AS and AK I had come to the reality of being a month behind in my really important english AS endeavours. After countless nights, sleepless nights trying to catch up with the missed work as a true olavian who loves work caught up with the reading with both sides of the course. On one side the teacher was chill and rated my existence and she allowed me a copy of the book saving me £1. On the other hand, the other side of the course had it out for me. She didn't rate me. She questioned my work ethic which was rather offensive coming from an Asian background. Nonetheless I stood my ground. I wasn't having it. She had the courage to ask if I was even trying ! I was flabbergasted-(shout out to AG). Who could spit such nasty words-(shout out to FD). She demanded I returned her book with special post it notes. It was quite evident to me that she was an 'op'. It seemed to me that I had ops here and ops there and it was lovelyyy. A famous man once said 'teamwork makes the dreamwork' and he also said 'theres no I in team but there's a U in suck'. What I'm saying is please. Buck me some P. Safe.