Ok so I have a ticket for the Big Reunion waiting for me... But now Five have announced an independant tour! I still have to get to the UK for it though.

At this rate I will settle for sitting on a coconut attached to a creeper and being carried by two European swallows under their dorsal guiding feathers. It would have to be European swallows as African swallows are non-migratory. There might be a problem with the weight ratios though, in order to maintain the air-speed velocity, it might have to be a bit more like 200 European swallows.