Being Awesome

I am Tudor, and I am pretty awesome. I am so awesome, in fact, that my friends couldn't think of a single thing to get me for my birthday. They thought I was perfect as is and need nothing more. But as social conventions say they must gift me something, they raised this fundraiser in my honor. Whats that you say? "No one can be this awesome"? Don't listen to me, let my actions (and pictures) speak for themselves...

In exhibit A): You can find me as I am right now: AWESOME. But I was not always this awesome. It was quite a journey. To see how I became this awesome we need to first go to the beginning. By beginning, of course, I mean exhibit B.

Exhibit B): This was me starting my awesome adventure in highschool by climbing a mountain, naturally. However, as at any start of a journey, I would have to evolve.

Exhibit C): Right before I left highschool, I could be find chilling and casually shooting a bow and arrow while wearing the chainmail that I made, link by link (I shit you not).

Exhibit D): This is how awesome I had become by the time I graduated highschool. When this picture came out people lost it. I had to turn down a few movie roles, action figure modeling contracts, soap opera series and a business offer because, honestly, ties just weren't for me. What WAS for me? I decided on nothing short of SPACE itself!

I therefore embarked on a journey through university, which tried its hardest to make me even more awesome than I already was. In exhibits E-R), you can notice the different ways in which uni contributed to me becoming more and more awesome:

-E: this is me and some awesome friends on a city trip

-F-J: this is me at different Rock'n'Delft events. Not only did I learn how to dance, I became a teacher. So much so that at some point I was democratically elected their leader. Yes, it truly is awesome.

-K: me hanging out with friends at a pub

-L: more of me being awesome with Rock'n'Delft

-M: like a true rockstar, there had to be one of me kicking the camera man

-N: after much begging, I consented to wear a tie for them for this conference

-O-P: me being awesome and fighting an ukulele-wielding adversary using nothing but a Captain America Frisbee and a bowling pin. I had to decline the role a few times until finally, they went for the next best thing and hired Chris Evans.

-Q: me with my view during morning coffee

-R: and finally, towards the end of university, I flew a plane. Yes, a fucking plane. I flew that shit. I am THAT awesome.

After graduating university (and refusing many PHD positions), I decided to move to Amsterdam and grace that corner of the world with my awesomeness. One of my first acts there was to teach the peasants how to paint (exhibit S) and to demonstrate the art of cave drawings (exhibit T).

Over the course of the next couple of months, I found Simba (exhibit U) and went to Disney Land, where I shined brighter than fairy powder. Observe my fans presenting me and my Spanish galleon to onlookers (exhibit V), me loving the camera (exhibit X) and my short role as the Mad Hatter (exhibit Y).

Shortly after that, I grew a mohawk (exhibit Z). Soon after, I lost the mohawk and joined the Godbrothers (exhibit Z+1).

Afterwards, and in no particular order, I did the following: met Ariel (exhibit Z+2), Batman paid me to wear his logo at a Mud-run (exhibit Z+3), met Jessica Rabbit (exhibit Z+4) and joined the Scooby-Gang (exhibit Z+5).

Then I took a trip on the wild side and visited Santa Lucia (exhibit Z+6) and Prague (exhibit Z+7). Finally, after more journeys than I can remember and more adventures than I can count I have reached the epitome of my awesomeness (refer back to exhibit A). As you can see I was not idly boasting, but have truly achieved greatness and lived an awesome life and did amazing things.

Now that we have established how awesome I am, this campaign was set up in my honor so that my friends could excuse themselves their lack of creativity and pool their cash so I could buy my own gift. As this is of course a donation, technically, I shall in return be accountable and show them all the awesome presents I buy for myself with their money.

Now, you are welcome for your exposure to my awesomeness, I humbly thank you for the time you spent enriching your education by reading (and seeing) my biography, and I look forward to showing you the gifts I buy, and having more awesome adventures with you all!

Yours humbly,

His Awesomeness,

Father of Robots,

Coder of Scripts,

Fighter of Kung-Fu,

Fixer of Bugs,

Dancer of Dances,

Tudor of House Paun