I would very much like to move in with my girlfriend.
There's several reasons why you should help me accomplish this goal, but I'll only bother you with a few. First of all; We're Norwegian. Buying property in Norway is laughably expensive. We either need to work for a couple of years or win the lottery to be able to start investing in our own home. Therefore you should feel compelled to be able to help us.
Secondly, you'll get a personally outfitted e-mail from me if you should donate to the cause, where I'll remark on how pretty your are (if you are indeed pretty. If not I'll comment on your hairdo).
Thirdly, if and when I become famous I will thank every one of you who donated on television. That should boost your own fame and you'll become known as the mini-celebrity who helped me start my life.
Fourthly, fifthly, sixtly, seventhly, eightly, ninetly and tenly; Contact me personally and I'll give you the last seven reasons and even make up another hundred should it be necessary.
And remember; This is not charity. This is investing.