-> $1 = 1 word and its definition, tweeted to Donald Trump directly from the pages of the Oxford Dictionary of English <-
In light of the recent covfefe kerfuffle and rising violence in our international community, I have decided to step up as an American citizen and do my part to help our president. Seeing as our illustrious leader’s preferred method of communication limits him to spurts of 140 characters, he needs all the ammunition he can get to battle the terror of bigly words that are not yet in his own yuge arsenal.
Therefore, for every dollar I raise here, I will tweet one word and its definition to @realDonaldTrump. I will begin with A.
The current goal of this project is set to $1,327; the number of days remaining in Donald Trumps presidential term. Words will be tweeted M-F.
If I raise funds in excess of $1,327, I will make a donation to the Environmental Defense Fund.
Thank you for your commitment to the education of America.